The other night I was in Sainsbury's picking up a couple of beers in preparation for tonight's burping contest. Did I mention there is a burping contest tonight? It was me vs. Zak but he's chickening out. Now it's me vs. Matt and Zak will ref.
Anyway, the guy carded me. He said I look 17 :(
This is why I wear make up.

Yesterday I wore my BCBG stilettos to work and finally learned how to walk in them. The trick is to hold your upper body straight up and pivot the hips a lot. There is a lot of ass swinging but it's better than the alternative, which looks like you're stomping down the street.