I forgot - one of my favorite parts of going to France was listening to the radio while Sam drove us through miles of vineyards towards exotic destinations. Once, the dj announced that the previous song was by the "Red Hot Chili Peppieur". :D

Duty free story: free g&t. The lady was handing out samples of this cucumber infused gin. Not bad. Refreshing. Free drinks at the duty free make waiting around the airport 2 hours in advance of your flight bearable.

Man, today is supposed to be the rainiest day in England all year. It wasn't too bad in London - last week was torrential. People died from getting flooded to death :(

Look; sharks can do asexual reproduction! Thank god mammals cannot. How scary would that be? You're happily living out your spinsterhood, letting your biological clock tock away and then one day, BAM, you're pregnant.
But maybe it's not spontaneous. Maybe the frogs and sharks know of some special incantation that induces free babies. But that takes the fun out of choosing and conquering the fittest specimen you possibly can. Choosing and conquering are the best parts.