Look, a 5 foot penguin you can hug! Too bad they're all gone...

Also, look at the kind of stuff you can get on Craigslist these days. When I lived in San Diego, some guy was giving away his houseboat on Craigslist. I totally would have taken it but there is a long ass waiting list for houseboat spaces in California. I could have had a houseboat!!!

I am resolving to work on my posture. Slouching is a terrible and lazy habit. Perhaps the wearing of corsets daily will help with this endeavor.

Also, how exciting is this? Killing taser bots! Surreal and terrifying. Now if only they can make them look like the blonde cylon...